License to Maim

So while I have this problem with the idea you should have to get a license for something that’s your right, I also have this problem with cops slamming me to the ground, clubbing me silly, Tasering me, and throwing me in jail. So I got my concealed handgun license, to make it all nice and legal like, since the only place you’ll find me completely unarmed is my bathtub. And even then, well…

So if you’re considering getting your license, here’s what to expect and some free advice.