- I love Mitch Rasansky. (Except when he starts talking about closing down strip bars.) This is why. Fox alpha, Mitch.
- I’m laying 2:1 odds on there being an injuction against the city of Dallas being ordered within 60 days. Takers?
- I hereby propose women be permanently barred from buying or drinking the devil bean, coffee. (h/t Radley.)
- I normally don’t like online videos longer than 20 seconds, but this is so worth it:
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