While You Laughed, I’ve Been Preparing. The Zombies Are Here.

People laughed. They sneered. They nodded smugly and dismissively. (But nodded approvingly at my breath.)

And yet for years I’ve carried this <— as my standard load out every time I leave the house. Why?

Because I knew IT would happen. And IT’S happening now.

Zombies. The dead have risen in Dallas County. Good luck, suckers.

Who’s crazy now?


  1. Matt says:

    What, no shotgun? feh — at least through a Taurus Judge into the mix.

  2. Matt says:

    Ugh. Waiting for the coffee to kick in. “throw”, not “through”

  3. Amy S says:

    How do you fit the rifle thingee in that little bag?

  4. The HK goes in the locked container in my SUV.

  5. Amy S says:

    Oh, and I’ve always said “Better a guy with a gun that one without”. (heh, heh, heh).

  6. Amy S says:

    Meant “than” – Matt can I have some of your coffee?

  7. Steve says:

    That’s pretty much the most beautiful schmeer I’ve ever seen.

  8. Flow says:

    No kidding, last week I added a machete into my daily carry kit. Cause remember you will run out of bullets, you will not run out of zombies.

  9. chandler says:

    You need more clips for that HK. If you’d like to discuss anti-zombie loadouts then we should get together over some MRE’s and tub wine.

  10. wes mantooth says:

    No shotgun? I like the HK just fine, but it seems like the ultimate anti-zombie firearm is something like a Rem 870 or Winchester Defender with the short barrel and the long mag tube. Loaded with single-aught buckshot? Or slugs. I guess if you have to behead them, then slugs. Although I seem to recall a pretty slick improvized weapon described in “World War Z.”

  11. Jim says:

    Where are the spare shoe lifts?