In Print: My Thanksgiving Column

I didn’t even realize it, but my column wherein I try to explain Thanksgiving to my 5-year-old ran in Sunday’s Dallas Morning News.

Let me know what you think, dear readers.


  1. Flow says:

    Why hasn’t this made the Hit N Run yet?

    Have a good Thanksgiving yourself.

  2. Hood says:

    No mention of your Native American heritage though. For shame.

    Flow — die in combine accident.

    Love ya!

  3. Flow says:

    What I learned from the piece is that the Brits have been largely collectivist from the beginning, and their failure to learn from that not so proud history has led them to the diminished place they hold in the world today.

    But at least they have Blonde Bond, forever feeding their illusion that they have some important role on the international stage.


  4. Aenea says:

    lol. I liked the last paragraph the best, but that’s just me. :D


  5. Frank says:

    Nice retelling of the Thanksgiving fable. I have a 5 year old grandson, and I can well imagine that your daughter’s eyes glazed over pretty quickly.
    Happy Thanksgiving

  6. Hood says:

    Is that last bit about El Chup?

  7. Tim Rogers says:


    Like all your stuff, it blows. Sorry, but you asked.