- Want to know why today’s contest is between just Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-AARP? My buddy Radley tells the story of how the system is gamed, and the only way to win is not to play.
- ProTip: This is not the best city in which to practice home invasion.
- “Whether we apply it toward bringing back dinosaurs or taking care of real needs on this planet is another question.“ Or? Or, sir?!! The two are inextricably linked. It’s science.
- Try not to be surprised that this is the guy who owns the pit bull that attacked that lawyer in South Dallas yesterday.

That shooting happened less than 1 mile from my house. Your (last) Friday post is making more and more sense.