Me, negotiating my rate with my editor, Tim Rogers.
If you preempt or interrupt “24″ tonight for coverage of the pending (and dubious) ice storm, I will come down there, I will go all Jack Bauer on the programming director, and I assure you I have the tools to do it. (hat tip: Bethany’s Google group)
Wow, I really thought that was you, until I noticed the bald spot.