Comments on: Thursday Roundup: Seig Health! x2, Zombie Warnings

By: Max Girth

Max Girth — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 03:05:43 +0000

Smoking Stormtroopers (smokestaffel?) personnel could use the same runic double “S” symbol of their snappy-dressing predecessors.

By: Tex

Tex — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 21:38:15 +0000

Zombies… I love it… we need more Zombies and less regulation on the salt content of food we CHOOSE to order…

By: Vines & Cattle

Vines & Cattle — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 19:17:06 +0000

You do realize that hacking TXDOT computers to generate topics for your internet blog probably violates some journalistic ethics, right?

By: Frank

Frank — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 18:10:35 +0000

I am surprised that Bloomberg did not suggest taxing salt content, much as NY is planning on doing with soft drinks in an attempt to blunt the alleged impact of soft drinks on obesity levels.
According to studies done on high blood pressure many individuals to not respond to a reduction in dietary salt. In fact in nature’s very politically incorrect manner, a reduction in salt has no impact on some groups. Apparently not all body chemistry is equal.

By: Bear

Bear — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 17:32:36 +0000

Remember: Fire is the most effective way of dealing with viral zombies after beheading. Chemical waste zombies on the other hand should be dealt with using standard HAZMAT neutralization protocols after they’ve been beheaded.

Use of deadly force against zombies created with Haitian Voudon methods is only authorized if they present an imminent threat as specified under local self defense rules… Otherwise they should be taken into protective custody and hospitalized until fully detoxified in a competent drug rehab clinic.

Magickally created zombies should be taken down using whatever means available, then the remains cleansed and neutralized. Consult a local Wiccan or Neopagan for proper and effective methodologies that will accomplish the necessary cleansing.

By: Amanda

Amanda — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 16:37:25 +0000

I do know better…the zombies heard about the new Thriller musical…

By: Zombies Spotted in Austin |

Zombies Spotted in Austin | — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 16:36:36 +0000

[...] Sources close to the Texas Department of Transportation tell me they suspect the sudden influx of zombies can be directly linked to an announcement made just days ago regarding the production of a new musical based on the Michael Jackson album “Thriller” and the video for the title track which features several hundred dancing zombies. [...]