Comments on: Stop Worrying and Learn to Love the Swine Flu

By: MaxGirth

MaxGirth — Fri, 01 May 2009 17:01:36 +0000

http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/la-et-onthemedia1-2009may01,0,5080940.column

By: Daniel

Daniel — Fri, 01 May 2009 15:07:56 +0000

I laugh because we have no future — you hear me? Laugh!

(turns head, lip quivers)

By: amanda

amanda — Fri, 01 May 2009 10:44:39 +0000

Lighten up, Keith…I was only weeping that Rawlins can’t go to a nice part of town…

That will teach Rawlins to stick to Lee Harvey’s and Chicken and Things.

By: keith johnson

keith johnson — Fri, 01 May 2009 02:23:08 +0000

amanda on April 30th, 2009 8:02 pm I weep for our future.

I weep that we may have no future.

By: amanda

amanda — Fri, 01 May 2009 01:02:44 +0000

I weep for our future.

By: Rawlins Gilliland

Rawlins Gilliland — Fri, 01 May 2009 00:24:07 +0000

What me worry?
My wallet was stolen last night (in a ‘good’ part of town) and so I had to go to the Driver’s License office for a new one. It was like a cross between Ellis Island and Katrina. I didn’t even bother washing my hands. In that place, it was like sleep-walking in a tubercular ward. (After a three day bender at drunken orgy political rallies at topless bars doing shots of Wild Turkey and chain smoking Doral menthols.)

By: Daniel

Daniel — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 22:37:28 +0000

When he’s not sniggering at Dad’s potbelly, Slick Rick gets really angry with him at the family dinner table, crying out in rage mingled with raw tears, I hate you! I can’t believe I have to have you for a dad! I’m leaving and never coming back! Never! (slams door)

Later that night, our boy Rick stands bathed in the refrigerator’s light, stuffing his face with celery, olives, Gouda cheese, leftover Welsh rarebit, anything.

[from a forthcoming screenplay treatment, Oh! That Guv'nor!]

By: amanda

amanda — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 22:20:54 +0000

@Daniel…Slick Rick only acts like a part of the union when it suits his purpose.

Conspiracy? Did I say that? No… It’s a culture thang.

By: Spamboy

Spamboy — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 22:11:20 +0000

To be really picky on the details, yes, one person in the United States has died of Swine Flu. However, they weren’t a citizen. So some news outlets and Ron Pauls are reporting that no American has died of the A-pork-calypse. Therefore, news confusion reigns!

By: Daniel

Daniel — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 21:48:53 +0000

And in another irony, Governor Perry has has issued a disaster declaration for the State of Texas, meaning he will be seeking federal monies to combat the blame li’l critter.

So I guess he’s in on the conspiracy. Slipp’ry bastids!