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Goodbye, heavy traffic here.

Ah well.


  1. amanda says:

    Yeah, but you can’t say “skittles shitting unicorn” on FB.

  2. Dallasite says:

    “Yeah, but you can’t say “skittles shitting unicorn” on FB.”

    Yes, and there are times when you disparately need to.

  3. Peterk says:

    @amanda you’re right on that one, Wick would never ever allow the phrase “skittles shitting unicorn” to grace the bits and bytes of Frontburner

  4. Peterk says:

    I’ve been thinking of doing a blog, and I think “skittles shitting unicorn” would be a great name

  5. amanda says:

    Or a band name…Daniel? Bethany? Hello? Is this thing on?

  6. manderson says:

    Look on the bright side, now you have two forums on which to mine Betty Culbreath’s email for comedy gold. Personal favs: except the Truth (new motto) and President of the Republic of a federation of state by a majority of the electorl college votes (extremely long fantasy team/band name).

  7. manderson says:

    The above typos were mine, btw. Don’t want to cast unwarranted apersions on Ms. Culbreath’s spelling.

  8. Daniel says:

    Can’t Except the Truth was my favorite Culbreathism, too.

    Skittles Shitting Unicorn could be the name of a painting — depicting, of course, numrerous small colorful candies in the act of defecating a single one-horned quadraped. Some kind of creation myth, I guess.

  9. Daniel says:

    Numrerous? Culbreathism is “going viral.”

  10. amanda says:

    Daniel, be careful. It’s contagious.

  11. What is this “D Magazine” of which you speak?

  12. towski says:

    Goodby, heavy traffic?


  13. poof! says:

    D comments are heavily edited. BTW, was Tim Rogers demoted or suspended because of license plate gate