Surely I Should Have Been in the Top 50

Lots happening, little time to post. But there’s this: I made #91 on the Hall of Wackos. (Should be higher, in my humble opinion.)

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To which a friend added this comment, though I don’t know if the guy will allow it:

“Only 91#? I know Trey, and believe me, he belongs in the top 5. With
every person he meets for the first time, he puts a handgun and an
American flag in front of them. If you reach for the gun, he shoots
you with his own gun. If you reach for the flag, he stabs your hand
with a fork. Apparently, the correct answer is to pull out your own
gun and your own flag. He married the woman who also had a pocket copy
of the Constitution. Also, that photo is outdated. He has warpaint
permanently tattooed across his face. And he no longer wears clothes.”


  1. Tim says:

    Funny stuff.

    Just know this Trey: You’ll always be the number 1 wacko in my book, aside from Glen Beck that is…

  2. Chuck says:

    An American flag??? Maybe a Texas flag, or a “Don’t Tread on Me” flag.

  3. Anonymous says:

    O God what foul monster hast thou unleashed upon us!

    That Jewish nose, the understated acromegalic forehead, and those dead eyes–darkened windows into the loathsome soul of some inhuman beast.

    Would that it would return to the blackened dungeons from whence it came!

  4. Only some of those things are true.

    And I asked you to stop commenting on my blog, mom. Gosh.

  5. Jack E. Jett says:


    Have you ever caused bodily harm to any living being?

  6. call says:

    I fear that you are starting to encourage and believe your exaggerated libertarian shtick. Then again, shtick has very profitable to Al Franken and Rush Limbaugh, so maybe you are on to something.

    Until the next Timothy McVeigh comes along and mucks everything up, I will see your libertarianism and raise you anarchism. Henceforth, I am a neo Sacco-Vanzettiest.