Apparently I Hate America


And I’m a terrorist or something.

“The Republican Party [and, one presumes, all of us non-Republicans laughing at Barry’s life being defined by good intention, no accomplishments, ha[ve] thrown in its lot with the terrorists – the Taliban and Hamas this morning – in criticizing the President for receiving the Nobel Peace prize,” DNC communications director Brad Woodhouse told POLITICO.



  1. Doubts says:

    I didn’t think the DNC believed in terrorists.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Bah! Obama edged out Garrison on the 17th ballot.

  3. Anonymous says:

    The Nobel Prize is a mere trinket to The One.

    Surely Harry Reid has the votes for a Senate resolution proclaiming Obama a living god?

  4. Dallasite says:

    The funniest part is watching the Left squirm and try to explain this. They’re happy he won, but even they can’t explain it.

  5. Frank R says:

    Isn’t this the same thing that the “progressives” got so upset at the Republicans for suggesting about Bush’s critics?

  6. Peterk says:

    ‘progressives’ are just twisting in the wind. now their guy is getting mocked and joked about as if he were a Republican or conservative. even the editorial cartoonists are making fun of him. And when SNL decides to skewer you, then you’re done.

    I can’t imagine what we’re going to do for the next 3 years. and have you seen one of the pieces of art that he and Michelle chose for the White House? IIRC it is titled “I think”

  7. Anonymous says:

    The Left has no problem explaining this at all – awarding the prize to Obama was the Nobel committee’s attempt to steer the events in AfPakistan. Simple as that.

    Garrison’s schtick is still just pseudo-libertarian gun nuttery and veiled racism.

  8. Dallasite says:

    “…veiled racism.”

    Because he would be in favor of this nuttiness if Obama were white?

    Think before you post. You won’t sound like such a dumbass.

  9. Anonymous says:

    “Because he would be in favor of this nuttiness if Obama were white?”

    No, because he has trash-talked Obama from the get-go, and written those pathetic diatribes about black parenting in a feeble attempt to mask his hatred.

  10. Anonymous says:


    You might as well put a white sheet on this blog and call it for what it is.

    Somehow you think you can hide your bigotry by yelling louder and louder…..I am not a bigot. It is so old and tired. No one buys this shit anymore. Have some balls. You are probably dumb enough to think it should have gone to George W. Bush.

  11. Tim Lebsack says:

    He’ll win the prize for Literature some day.
    Don’t give any of his books bad reviews – It will cost you.

  12. Anonymous says:

    The racism is there, undoubtedly. Garrison, maybe you should add davidduke(dot)com to your blogroll.

    [Comment edited to remove direct link-TG]

  13. Anonymous says:

    Saw this cartoon and thought you’d be interested:

  14. I think I should get the Nobel for literature….haven’t written anything of note yet…but I intend to…I talked about it….

  15. Daniel says:

    So who is the creepy guy in the park here? Bloggin’ Ben Smith? Obama? Because Obama would have way too big an entourage to lurk in the shadows as would befit any self-respecting creepy guy in the park. I mean, he’d be rather obvious, my friend!

    Anyway, you think the Nobel Prize is undeserved? Maybe even silly and irrelevant to begin with? May as well not even pretend to be anything but a seething white supremacist. Seriously, why not just rename your blog Klannish Intolerant Libertarian Likes Obliterating Black African Men Any-ol’-how. Why not just don a white hood and parade down Main Street, guns a-blazin’, sorely bitter hatred a-wellin’ up inside, hurling feces at random blacks and hollering? Since when did you get so “PC”?

  16. Dallasite says:

    Ok, let me see if I have this straight. If you disagree with anything Obama does, you’re a racist. If you think the Nobel Prize should be given to somebody that has accomplished something, anything, that has made the World a more peaceful place, you’re a racist. If you’re not Liberal, you’re a racist. If you don’t buy into the whole global warming religion, you’re racist.

    Am I missing anything?

  17. Daniel says:

    Er, yes, Dallasite, you are: Irony.

    Really, though, I don’t care one whit who does or doesn’t receive the Nobel Prize.

  18. Frank R says:

    Obama is as white as he is black. So, would it be okay if people just disliked the policies and pronouncements made by his white genetic half? Gimme a break. The main skates into office as a post racial savior and his henchmen never miss a chance to holler race when he is criticized.
    This prize long ago lost any real meaning.

  19. OneTallTexan says:

    You’re the 3rd person I’ve ever seen get it right… truth is that ALL the rest of you are racist. You think because he’s 1/2 Hawaiian and1/2 Indonesian (which is geographically closer to AUSTRALIA than Africa) that all of a sudden he’s black and should be called African-American…. talk about ignorant racists!

    Don’t point your finger at me! I think the All State commercial actor would make a better president and brings more peace to people than Obama any day, and he’s ACTUALLY BLACK! or at least PARTIALLY BLACK, unlike Obama. So, no I don’t hate the ‘black (hehe) man’.

    You might as well have walked into a restaurant in China and asked ‘donde esta el bano?’ Seriously, pull your pants back up and cover your face in shame, and go figure out what you’re ACTUALLY trying to say or debunk before you pull that stupid race card. All it does is prove that you have no CLUE how to respond to someone else’s comment.

    btw… this is jacked up! Hawaiian, Indonesian, and African all set off the spell checker if they’re not capitalized, but type ‘american’, and it doesn’t even ruffle it’s feathers…. hmm, looks like even spell checkers are made in China these days….