Good Question

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Reason’s Tim Cavannaugh presents a poignant interrogative:

Why do liberals hate pussy?

Comments

  1. amanda says:

    Vagina. There, I said it. I say it at least twice a day to watch my husband squirm. I also say “nipple” a lot, for the same reason. I never asked my old man if he’s a liberal, but if he is, he’s the pussy.

  2. keith johnson says:

    Amanda, you crack me up. I

  3. Because they haven’t figured out a way to make money by sharing it with “the less fortunate in our society”.

    Because succesfully eating one requires actual work.

    Because Sarah Palin owns one.

    Because they suspect that Harry Reid owns one.

    Because, as small children, their siblings taught them to say “DNA Dumpster” instead.

    Barbara Boxer. Hillary Clinton. Nancy Pelosi. Jeanine Garafolo. Helen Thomas. Madeleine Albright.

    Because they’re envious of anything with that much power (What else controls 50% of the money, and 100% of the sex?)

    Because of those cruel taunts in middle school.

    (God, I’m so ashamed of writing this….)

  4. Phillip J Hubbell says:

    it is self loathing