Comments on: My Speech Will Be Fabulous. My Shoes, Not So Much http://www.treygarrison.com/2009/11/my-speech-will-be-fabulous-my-shoes-not-so-much/ Plausibly Undeniable Thu, 17 Nov 2011 03:57:22 -0800 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: Mike Lee http://www.treygarrison.com/2009/11/my-speech-will-be-fabulous-my-shoes-not-so-much/comment-page-1/#comment-9430 Mike Lee Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:22:31 +0000 http://www.treygarrison.com/?p=2579#comment-9430 Trey, Just want to say that I enjoyed your speech; and, more importantly, enjoyed meeting you and Cindy. Have a great day and a Happy Thanksgiving! Mike Lee Trey,

Just want to say that I enjoyed your speech; and, more importantly, enjoyed meeting you and Cindy.

Have a great day and a Happy Thanksgiving!

Mike Lee

]]> By: Jim http://www.treygarrison.com/2009/11/my-speech-will-be-fabulous-my-shoes-not-so-much/comment-page-1/#comment-9399 Jim Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:43:09 +0000 http://www.treygarrison.com/?p=2579#comment-9399 I'm certain the shoes will have lifts, if nothing else. I’m certain the shoes will have lifts, if nothing else.

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.treygarrison.com/2009/11/my-speech-will-be-fabulous-my-shoes-not-so-much/comment-page-1/#comment-9395 Anonymous Thu, 19 Nov 2009 21:04:21 +0000 http://www.treygarrison.com/?p=2579#comment-9395 You'll want to do a Q & A, and record the whole thing. Why? Because you need to have a good demo tape that shows your witty personality. Why? Because it'll get you onto TV as a libertarian pundit! Will it be Hardball? Red Eye? Beck? Who knows, but I can see it now: "Joining us now, journalist and sybarite Trey Garrison. Trey, welcome!" Go Trey! You’ll want to do a Q & A, and record the whole thing.

Why?

Because you need to have a good demo tape that shows your witty personality.

Why?

Because it’ll get you onto TV as a libertarian pundit! Will it be Hardball? Red Eye? Beck? Who knows, but I can see it now: “Joining us now, journalist and sybarite Trey Garrison. Trey, welcome!”

Go Trey!

]]> By: Some tips http://www.treygarrison.com/2009/11/my-speech-will-be-fabulous-my-shoes-not-so-much/comment-page-1/#comment-9394 Some tips Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:48:01 +0000 http://www.treygarrison.com/?p=2579#comment-9394 While speaking, remember to randomly pick audience members and wink at them. Wear a t-shirt and pants that are way too tight. If there's mingling before or after your speech, make sure to touch other guys on the butt, then make eye contact for at least 10 seconds. While speaking, remember to randomly pick audience members and wink at them.

Wear a t-shirt and pants that are way too tight.

If there’s mingling before or after your speech, make sure to touch other guys on the butt, then make eye contact for at least 10 seconds.

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