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Here Are the Unredacted, Secret TSA Screening Guidelines

December 8, 2009 By Trey Garrison 7 Comments

Courtesy your friendly incompetent TSA. Don’t abuse them, kids.

TSA Screening Guidelines

(Betcha can’t wait til they put medical records online.)

Filed Under Culture Jamming, TSA Brownshirts

Comments

  1. Mike says:
    December 8, 2009 at 6:25 pm

    Silly goose, the private sector will never, ever allow the government to build an online record keeping system. There’s too much money in it for private business.

  2. Tim Lebsack says:
    December 8, 2009 at 8:29 pm

    I’ve got a better idea… from now on We All Fly Naked.

    Oh wait… they’d still have to search us wouldn’t they ??

  3. Glen2gs says:
    December 9, 2009 at 10:01 am

    You have to wonder….

    Which faked badge will would be the most useful…BATFE, CIA, US Marshals or Member U.S. House…

    You Know someone is going to find out…

  4. Lanzman says:
    December 9, 2009 at 3:45 pm

    Just for shits and giggles, here’s the TSA’s blog – http://www.tsa.gov/blog

    Wonderful, wonderful stuff in the comments.

  5. Anonymous says:
    December 10, 2009 at 8:29 am

    Still pissed about that cavity search at DFW, Tres?

  6. Dallasite says:
    December 10, 2009 at 11:38 pm

    Cavity searches are the only things that make it all worthwhile.

  7. Anonymous says:
    December 15, 2009 at 7:40 pm

    Hey Garrison – aren’t you going to get all up into the window shade recall?