Here Are the Unredacted, Secret TSA Screening Guidelines

Courtesy your friendly incompetent TSA. Don’t abuse them, kids.

TSA Screening Guidelines

(Betcha can’t wait til they put medical records online.)


  1. Mike says:

    Silly goose, the private sector will never, ever allow the government to build an online record keeping system. There’s too much money in it for private business.

  2. Tim Lebsack says:

    I’ve got a better idea… from now on We All Fly Naked.

    Oh wait… they’d still have to search us wouldn’t they ??

  3. Glen2gs says:

    You have to wonder….

    Which faked badge will would be the most useful…BATFE, CIA, US Marshals or Member U.S. House…

    You Know someone is going to find out…

  4. Lanzman says:

    Just for shits and giggles, here’s the TSA’s blog –

    Wonderful, wonderful stuff in the comments.

  5. Anonymous says:

    Still pissed about that cavity search at DFW, Tres?

  6. Dallasite says:

    Cavity searches are the only things that make it all worthwhile.

  7. Anonymous says:

    Hey Garrison – aren’t you going to get all up into the window shade recall?