Silly Illustrated: Hate Crimes

From this story:

“It was clear that white males, driving expensive cars, were being targeted,” a Dallas officer wrote in police documents.

I’ll put down $10 fiat money that whatever charges are filed against suspect Robert Carlos Cerrillo, they won’t include state or federal hate crimes.

Comments

  1. Anonymous says:

    Save the $10 and buy youself a better car. Maybe then these miscreants would target you.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Just think, Try, if these goons try to rob you, you could pull out that big gun of yours and pop a cap in their asses.

  3. Ummm says:

    Duh! Pay attention Garrison.

    Libertarians are *for* open borders. It doesn’t matter if immigrants or their progeny are unsuitable for a productive existence in the host culture, because the free market will work it all out.

    Well, the free market has determined that loser Cerrillo living on the fringe of civilized society becomes a convicted felon and a suspect in a series of armed robberies.

    The law of supply and demand states that Cerrillo supplies the barrel of gun, and demands all the cash possessed by his victim.

    Cerrillo or his ancestors entered the country due to a permissive immigration policy, he’s obviously pro-gun, and he’s a self-starter determined to make money. From this vantage point, Robert Carlos Cerrillo is a libertarian icon.

  4. Anonymous says:

    “From this vantage point, Robert Carlos Cerrillo is a libertarian icon.”

    Almost. He’s not white

  5. keith johnson says:

    Anonymous on February 3rd, 2010 10:32 am “Just think, Try, if these goons try to rob you, you could pull out that big gun of yours and pop a cap in their asses.”

    ….I’m sure that’d be a bad thing in your little world Anonymous. Better forTrey to grovel and plead for his life, hoping for mercy from some sociopath, right?

  6. Anonymous says:

    “Better forTrey to grovel and plead for his life, hoping for mercy from some sociopath, right?”

    No, not at all. Just think of the message you “Libertarians” could send if a macho, gun totin’ like Trey could foil a car-jacking by an illegal alien crackhead! I’d hate to think that Trey spent all that money on guns and ammo and never get to shoot another sociopath.

  7. keith johnson says:

    “..never get to shoot another sociopath.”
    How many sociopaths has he already shot?
    Paint with a broad brush often, Anonymous? I ain’t a Libertarian. I believe in a closed border, I want every illegal alien deported from this country whether it’s Obama’s aunt or the Honduran dish washer.
    Advocating the right of self defense and less government intrusion isn’t the exclusive definition of a Libertarian.

  8. Tim Lebsack says:

    Whichever side is victorious in this war of words, I hope that you’ll let me be the guy that decides if an immigrant or their progeny are suitable for a productive existence in the host culture.

  9. Anonymous says:

    “Advocating the right of self defense and less government intrusion isn’t the exclusive definition of a Libertarian.”

    Do tell! And what would be the exclusive definition of a Libertarian? Trey and the techno-geeks at Reason have really muddied the waters lately.

  10. There is nothing Libertarian about trampling someone elses rights.

    You can’t steal or commit fraud on somone without violating their rights.

    You can however smoke as much crack as you like, and never violate my rights.

    “Well, the free market has determined that loser Cerrillo living on the fringe of civilized society becomes a convicted felon and a suspect in a series of armed robberies. ”

    The free market did this? Not exactly….okay not at all.
    There is nothing free about someone robbing you, there is no fair trade involved. Which is the free market, econ 101 anyone?

  11. Ummm says:

    Let’s remember that Cerillo also either refused to accept the dole, or was unsatisfied with life on the dole and took action to increase his cash flow — another plus from a libertarian perspective.

    As well, it appears Garrison is too gutless to wade in on the “Cerillo is a libertarian icon” issue, so he’s sent his lickspittle instead. Perhaps the genuine article will respond shortly.

  12. Only an idiot would thing that Cerillo was a Libertarian Icon, just saying it proves that you are completely ignorant to what being libertarian even means.

    Because the guy wants money he robs someone? I guess he could say he was a Democrat… democrats rob people everyday to pay for other peoples mistakes, I guess I could say he was a Republican because republicans rob people every day to pay for wars we shouldn’t be in.

    How do you think this guy is Libertarian?

    It’s like “Hitler liked spaghetti… you like spaghetti… you are Hitler”.

  13. Anonymous says:

    “…you are completely ignorant to what being libertarian even means.”

    So what does it mean? If Trey Garrison defines libertarianism, libertarians are alcoholics with gun fetishes and big problems with authority figures.

  14. Internet Libertarians says:

    Most internet libertarians fit Freud’s anal expulsive personality type perfectly. Thus, the typical internet libertarian is not a brilliant political philosopher with profound insights into politics and government, but simply a diaper-shitting child that never grew up. :)

  15. Phillip J Hubbell says:

    Trey…I can’t help but wonder…are these two butthole buddies who constantly come on your site and spew drivel people you fired at some point for being morons? Or perhaps they sleep with their mothers because their mothers feel guilt for bringing such creeps into the world? I don’t get it. There must be something seriously wrong with them to make them the way they are…I would suggest basement dwelling 14 year olds with a fixation on you personnally except that they don’t really have basements in Dallas.

  16. Anonymous says:

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