Friday Replay: It’s Not About My Goddamn Shoes

Safety and service.

Your TSA: Safety and service.

The TSA is now full of pedophiles and perverts who grope or leer at naked pictures of men, women and children.

I go back to a rant I wrote a year ago.

The public…who give over their most precious possessions – their dignity, their self-respect, their rights, their spirit – all because those won’t fit in the overhead compartment. They give over what can’t be returned. Say thank you. Bow.

Here’s the original. With a full middle digit straight to the TSA.

UPDATE: If you’re traveling Nov. 24, go to this site and do this. Opt out and overwhelm the system. Free American citizens should not have to surrender their dignity to fly.


  1. Anonymous says:

    I think we all know the TSA is poorly produced Kabuki theater, the sole purpose of which is to give the sheeple a false sense of security.

    Thus, the multi-layered problem: First, the American people are cowards, easily scared by phantom bogeymen; second, they’re so gullible, they believe a Potemkin village of security measures is actually protecting them.

    Sometimes I don’t know why you even bother, Garrison.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Oh, and I neglected to mention that any American who surrenders his dignity by participating in what amounts to a cargo-cultish security ritual doesn’t deserve to keep it.

  3. keith johnson says:

    “First, the American people are cowards..” Anonymous

    I think you underestimate the American people.

  4. Anonymous says:

    Why don’t you just drive to Vegas next time and save us all the righteous indignation? Why do you have to fly anyway? What’s so important about YOU?