“I’m kind of a big deal. People know who I am.“

Trey Garrison’s secret identity is working as a mild-mannered journalist, editor, humorist, opinionist, consultant, entrepreneur, and part-time sybarite. Maybe the best word to describe him is racontrepreneur.
Future award-winning author of the soon-to-be published (cross your fingers) The Merchant Princes: A Far Ranger Adventure, an alternative history/steampunk/zombie/Nazi mashup adventure.
Trey’s work has appeared in a number of publications, often with his consent and sometimes with his knowledge. He’s a contributor for D Magazine — considered among the best city magazines in the United States — and for Reason magazine. Trey is a special contributor for The Dallas Morning News and a field reporter for The Land Report. He’s also a regular for a host of other pubs that pay the bills while he dreams of cover bylines in Vanity Fair and The Atlantic. (He’s written a couple of business books, and for the Dallas Business Journal and a slew of other publications.)
As a writer, he’s a better chef. And as a chef, he’s a better shooter. On the whole, he’d rather be on the beach in Jamaica. Wouldn’t you?
What Others Have To Say
- “Dallas’ best journalist” – Robert Guest, defense attorney nonpareil
- “…always-on-top-of-the-money…” – Wick Allison, editor-in-chief and president, D Magazine
- “The Most-Clicked Viewpoints Column of 2008″ – The Dallas Morning News
- “Best part of the night…Trey Garrison chomping on a cigar, threatening to pistol-whip me, then, in a stunning about face, attempting to kiss me,” – Gordon Keith, triple-threat entertainer
- “Jack Bauer” – Nancy Nichols, editor, D Magazine
- “…standing up to the shrill political correctness…” – Rod Dreher, editor, Dallas Morning News
- “Trey can be hugely entertaining. Should we take him seriously as a social thinker or prescriber? Of course not.” – Bill Marvel, respected Dallas journalist and semi-pro old coot
- “Trey Garrison is one of the smartest people in Dallas.” – Michael Laundauer, editor, Dallas Morning News
- “…some guy named Trey Garrison wants to slap you around…” – Mike Hashimoto, editor, Dallas Morning News
- “Trey [Garrison] is a gun-twirling, flame-throwing anarchist libertarian. On a good day.” – Rawlins Gilliland
- “$1,000 to the charity of their choice for anyone who will punch Trey Garrison in the face” – Eric Celeste, managing editor, D Magazine
- “Yoga perv” – Tim Rogers, executive editor, D Magazine
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