This is just too surreal.
They Rapin’ Ever’body Up in Here
August 2, 2010 2 Comments
Skip to the 0:58 second mark. This guy is awesome.
Define Pathetic
July 28, 2010 9 Comments
Here it is.
The great love of my life marries today and I am not the groom. I had my chance, a few years ago, but did not realize until too late how fleeting my moment with her was meant to be. Whether it was my fault or hers, and, let’s face it, it was probably mine, I will wonder always about the life I might have had with the most loving and loveable woman I have ever known. Sometimes, I finally now understand, love, even crazy love, is not enough. Sometimes, as the romance novelists know, timing is everything.
But today is not a day for remorse. It is not a day for lost causes. Today is a day for celebration. The woman I once promised to keep happy is happy. She tells me she is marrying a wonderful man, with a good heart, whom she believes I would have liked had we met in different circumstances. She lives where she wants to live. She has selected her life’s path. All that is left for me to do is to wish her well and to hope that she has made the right choice; that she continues to find in him what she did not find in me. And I am sure he considers himself today the luckiest man on the face of the Earth.
The present I humbly send her today is this column; this public note, this irrevocable display of affection and support and gratitude; this worldly absolution from any guilt or sadness she felt between the time she said no to me and the time she said yes to him. No one ought to have to carry that with them into a marriage. I showered her with as much love as I could muster when we were together. I still love her and always will. So I am only too happy to offer my toast to her now, one more time, before she takes her vows.
Seriously, this is the most cringe inducing thing I’ve read since the last Tom Friedman column. What a wimp.
TX Democrat Loses His Mierda
July 12, 2010 3 Comments
¡Ay caramba!
Methinks the Dems are coming undone when they can’t handle a single question about ObamaCare.
Doesn’t bode well for the Left come November.
The Sublime Nobility of Public Service
June 14, 2010 7 Comments
Remind me again how people who go into “public service” are so much better than the rest of the us.
If this were a just republic, this congressman would be tarred and feathered, if not put up against a sufficient backstop.
TX Sen. John Cornyn Joins Forces with Chief Senate Scold in Fearmongering
May 27, 2010 2 Comments
Citing the usual fear-mongering trifecta of terrorists, drug dealers and gang members, Cornyn has joined Sen. Charles Schumer, D-N.Y. — a man who can’t name a single aspect of American life that is off-limits to the federal government — in a campaign against pre-paid cell phones.
Despite there being absolutely no constitutional grounds, Cornyn and Schumer would require buyers of prepaid cell phones to present identification and require phone companies to keep that information on file, similar to what they have to do with users of landline phones and subscription-based cell phones.
This, of course, would be the end of that industry. The three selling points of pre-paids: they are cheaper since they don’t have a whole records infrastructure to maintain, they are convenient since they require no contracts and even ID, and they are secure your privacy.
Cornyn and Schumer are partners in selling fear and expanding the reach of government. At least Schumer is honest; Cornyn pretends he’s for limited government.
Both are selling freedom so that you’ll buy fear.
The Tea Partiers Who Aren’t Doing It Right
February 8, 2010 7 Comments
Um, the whole Tea Party thing was about people being fed up with government spending, taxes, and bailouts, right?
Some folks over in Rep. Ron Paul’s district don’t seem to get that. People do want officials who say NO. I do, anyway.
Silly Illustrated: Hate Crimes
February 3, 2010 16 Comments
“It was clear that white males, driving expensive cars, were being targeted,” a Dallas officer wrote in police documents.
I’ll put down $10 fiat money that whatever charges are filed against suspect Robert Carlos Cerrillo, they won’t include state or federal hate crimes.
No Means No, Kiddos
January 20, 2010 5 Comments
So the voters in the banner-wavingest liberal state yesterday elected an unknown to fill the lifelong seat of the godfather of government-run health care.
And this unknown, by the way, made basically one unifying promise — I will be the vote that kills government-run health care.
And the Democrat heir who lost — lost — had the full support of the President who made government-run health care his signature issue.
Polls shows the vast majority of Americans oppose government-run health care.
And yet the takeaway for Democrats is: “We really have to pass government-run health care now.”
Wow. It’s like peering into the mind of a date rapist.