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		<title>The Most Honest Political Ad Evah!</title>
		<link>http://www.treygarrison.com/2010/06/the-most-honest-political-ad-evah/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jun 2010 11:01:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trey Garrison</dc:creator>
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		<title>Hitler on Climate Change</title>
		<link>http://www.treygarrison.com/2010/02/hitler-on-climate-change/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 14:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trey Garrison</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Awesomeness.

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		<title>Words to Live By</title>
		<link>http://www.treygarrison.com/2009/08/words-to-live-by/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 18:11:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trey Garrison</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.
- Blore&#8217;s Razor
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		<title>Wednesday Roundup: Taste the Creamy Filling</title>
		<link>http://www.treygarrison.com/2009/05/wednesday-roundup-taste-the-creamy-filling/</link>
		<comments>http://www.treygarrison.com/2009/05/wednesday-roundup-taste-the-creamy-filling/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2009 12:08:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trey Garrison</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[City Owned Boondoggle]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Media Driven Panics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Novelty Cake Toppers]]></category>
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The corporate mandated pot-stirring from Belo for the People&#8217;s Hotel is bad enough &#8212; read any of Steve Blow&#8217;s bought and paid for house advertorials? &#8212; but is it so bad that writers aren&#8217;t putting their bylines on their assigned hit pieces?


Grits for Breakfast explains why Shanda Perkins &#8212; she of the anti-dildo crusade &#8212; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Friday Roundup: I&#8217;m Going to the Special Hell for Item One</title>
		<link>http://www.treygarrison.com/2009/05/friday-roundup-im-going-to-the-special-hell-for-item-one/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 12:03:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trey Garrison</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[FAIL]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Swine Flu]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[The Market]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Zombies]]></category>

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Yeah, it&#8217;s real fun to be the guy who &#8220;defends&#8221; a convicted sex offender. This is going to make me real popular. But I&#8217;m just a little troubled that this guy is facing 10 years not because the law regards what he did as a danger to children, but rather because of a technicality. &#8220;John [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Thursday Roundup: Does This Look Like a &#8216;Q&#8217; to You?</title>
		<link>http://www.treygarrison.com/2009/04/thursday-roundup-does-this-look-like-a-q-to-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 11:18:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trey Garrison</dc:creator>
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There&#8217;s no part of this story about Ryan v Margolin that I don&#8217;t love. Keep. It. Coming.


Meanwhile, Bud Kennedy shows that the Guv is really going after the mouth-breathing crowd. I mean, yeah, I believe it&#8217;s been 100 days/100 epic fails, but are we really going to continue hearing this &#8220;Obama&#8217;s not a citizen!&#8221; stuff [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Daily FB (and other) Comments Thread</title>
		<link>http://www.treygarrison.com/2009/04/daily-fb-and-other-comments-thread/</link>
		<comments>http://www.treygarrison.com/2009/04/daily-fb-and-other-comments-thread/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2009 15:04:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trey Garrison</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fort Awesome]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Free Speech]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[FrontBurner]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here it is again. Speak your piece on FB items such as the running Burl Osborne commentary on whether the new media will destroy the old. (Initial post, and yesterday&#8217;s first follow up.) Or whatever else strikes your fancy.
Also, check Matt Pulle&#8217;s latest story for Texas Watchdog on how the Republicans are striking back at [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>Monday Roundup: Late Edition</title>
		<link>http://www.treygarrison.com/2009/04/monday-roundup-late-edition/</link>
		<comments>http://www.treygarrison.com/2009/04/monday-roundup-late-edition/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2009 13:41:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trey Garrison</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Life]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Look, I know it&#8217;s wrong to stereotype &#8212; but recruiting for the Border Patrol at a NASCAR event? What could possibly go wrong?
Calling all fatties &#8212; a reality show featuring porcine men and women is casting in Dallas. &#8220;More to Love.&#8221; Something about showing the joys and love of those courting types 2 diabetes. And [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Friday Roundup: DWI Checkpoints, Good Cop, Hotel Vote On &amp; More</title>
		<link>http://www.treygarrison.com/2009/04/friday-roundup-dwi-checkpoints-good-cop-hotel-vote-on-more/</link>
		<comments>http://www.treygarrison.com/2009/04/friday-roundup-dwi-checkpoints-good-cop-hotel-vote-on-more/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2009 12:13:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trey Garrison</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[City Owned Boondoggle]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[DISD]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Robert Guest uses the video of a DWI stop from a pretty infamous ex-Dallas cop to show why the new bills authorizing DWI roadblocks &#8212; despite their promises of protections that require reasonable suspicion &#8212; are no protection at all, given that some cops will outright lie in the field, lie under oath, and lie [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Thursday Roundup: Wait, Bacon Lube?</title>
		<link>http://www.treygarrison.com/2009/04/thursday-roundup-wait-bacon-lube/</link>
		<comments>http://www.treygarrison.com/2009/04/thursday-roundup-wait-bacon-lube/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 14:27:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trey Garrison</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think at this point, Mayor Tom Leppert ought to consider throwing in the towel on both the Trinity Parkway and convention hotel projects, and moving on to something else. Because right now it&#8217;s not going to be a very good legacy &#8212; or re-election platform &#8212; if that&#8217;s what he&#8217;s going to throw all [...]]]></description>
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