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	<description>Plausibly Undeniable</description>
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		<title>Open Letter to the Parent Yapping at My Coaching</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2010 11:32:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trey Garrison</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Clearly I should defer to your demands. I&#8217;ve only spent five hours a week for the past two months trying to get your little couch potato to move her rear end at something more than first gear. What do I know?
And let me tell you, it really helps when you yell to your kid &#8220;Great [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Seriously, People</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Apr 2010 13:45:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trey Garrison</dc:creator>
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		<title>John Jay Myers Takes on Michael Moore</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Mar 2010 16:05:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trey Garrison</dc:creator>
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Also, is it just me, or does Michael Moore increasingly look like a middle-aged lesbian? IJS.
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		<title>Thursday Roundup: Everyone Leaves Something in the Bathroom</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 12:19:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trey Garrison</dc:creator>
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The lede of this story is worth the trip.


Oh come on. This is the kind of pointless lawsuit that&#8217;s sucking all the life out of life. And believe me, I know pointless lawsuits.


Meanwhile, this teacher is like something out of Dead Poets Society, only with none of Robin Williams&#8217; annoying antics.


Yeah, but the $18,000 for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Thursday Roundup: I Shall Call It the Fing-Longer!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 13:57:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trey Garrison</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[City Owned Boondoggle]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Guns]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Her last job at a chicken shack paid $139 a week, barely enough to cover her cellphone bill.&#8221; This is odd. It&#8217;s been my experience that literally every stripper is a business major working towards her MBA and/or law school, not someone who would make questionable choice with personal finance. I&#8217;m perplexed, and this requires [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Happy Good Friday: Jesus Says Boo-Yah!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 13:58:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trey Garrison</dc:creator>
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		<title>Thursday Roundup: Duncanville Führerprinzip and Other Weirdness</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 12:05:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trey Garrison</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday we got to hear the mayor of McKinney declare that police should be free to harass and arrest people for doing perfectly legal things (click here, second item) if someone nearby happens to be offended. Today we get to see the mayor of Duncanville appoint himself the power to sic police officers on a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Monday Roundup: Late Edition</title>
		<link>http://www.treygarrison.com/2009/04/monday-roundup-late-edition/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2009 13:41:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trey Garrison</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Look, I know it&#8217;s wrong to stereotype &#8212; but recruiting for the Border Patrol at a NASCAR event? What could possibly go wrong?
Calling all fatties &#8212; a reality show featuring porcine men and women is casting in Dallas. &#8220;More to Love.&#8221; Something about showing the joys and love of those courting types 2 diabetes. And [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Friday Roundup: Rip Off at Bob&#8217;s, Ripped Off by Cameras, Keller&#8217;s Stumbling &amp; More</title>
		<link>http://www.treygarrison.com/2009/03/friday-roundup-rip-off-at-bobs-ripped-off-by-cameras-kellers-stumbling-more/</link>
		<comments>http://www.treygarrison.com/2009/03/friday-roundup-rip-off-at-bobs-ripped-off-by-cameras-kellers-stumbling-more/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 15:56:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trey Garrison</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Life]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bob of Bob&#8217;s Chop House has been indicted for the theft of $300,000. Can I bring charges for the theft of $20 for a side dish of mediocre asparagus?
This story about how much green city red light cameras are generating (or losing, in a few places) doesn&#8217;t mention the lawsuit against the city of Dallas&#8217; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Monday Roundup: Leppert&#8217;s Pattern, Badge Behavior &amp; More</title>
		<link>http://www.treygarrison.com/2009/03/monday-roundup-lepperts-pattern-badge-behavior-more/</link>
		<comments>http://www.treygarrison.com/2009/03/monday-roundup-lepperts-pattern-badge-behavior-more/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2009 13:24:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trey Garrison</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Went running this morning, so the schedule is a little screwy. But we&#8217;re back in the groove. So, let&#8217;s get to it.

So, it looks like while he came under fire for saying that &#8220;black folks have been cleaning up white        folks&#8217; messes for hundreds of years,&#8221; the municipal [...]]]></description>
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