On deadline, so it’s brief today.

• Stupid kid names?

• Heritage is auctioning off a collection of comics worth as much as half a million. Includes a Batman #1. My birthday is coming up, hint hint.

• Why is it the Bill of Rights wouldn’t apply at colleges? Can you imagine the outcry if people claimed that college students weren’t responsible enough to exercise their First or Fourth Amendment rights on college campuses?

• Despite it starring Batman and being a new Terminator movie, here’s why I’m just not that jazzed about “Terminator: Salvation.“