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	<description>Plausibly Undeniable</description>
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		<title>And Now We Have This&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.treygarrison.com/2009/11/and-now-we-have-this/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 19:10:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trey Garrison</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m sure this was photoshopped. Surely even the clod knows better, right?

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		<title>Monday Escape: Halloween</title>
		<link>http://www.treygarrison.com/2009/10/monday-escape-halloween/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 18:34:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trey Garrison</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A hippie chick just sent me this bit of awesome. (I think there&#8217;s a hidden message.)
Also, credit where it&#8217;s due.

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		<title>Apparently I Hate America</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 18:10:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trey Garrison</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Creepy Guys in the Park]]></category>
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And I&#8217;m a terrorist or something.
&#8220;The Republican Party [and, one presumes, all of us non-Republicans laughing at Barry's life being defined by good intention, no accomplishments, ha[ve] thrown in its lot with the terrorists &#8211; the Taliban and Hamas this morning &#8211; in criticizing the President for receiving the Nobel Peace prize,&#8221; DNC communications director [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Today A Great Documentary Premiers</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 11:31:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trey Garrison</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Screw Ken Burns. If you want to live, take notes.

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		<title>No Thank You, Dear Leader</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 19:04:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trey Garrison</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Creepy Guys in the Park]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Friendly Police State]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I Kan Rede]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Meddlesome Scolds]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This nationwide address to children without their parent&#8217;s consent is just too Dear Leader, North Korea-style Orwellian for me.
Here&#8217;s the link to the &#8220;Recommended Study Materials&#8221; to go with Mr. Obama&#8217;s proposed Sep. 8 address to school children.
Select chapters and verse for this little trip down indoctrination lane:

Why is it important that we listen to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Swine Flu &lt; Pig AIDS &lt; Zombie Holocaust</title>
		<link>http://www.treygarrison.com/2009/08/swine-flu-pig-aids-zombie-holocaust/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 17:20:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trey Garrison</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From PBN, evidence they&#8217;re worried that Swine Flu/Pig AIDS is the precursor to the coming Zombie Holocaust.

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		<title>Wednesday Roundup: It&#8217;s Worse Than You Think</title>
		<link>http://www.treygarrison.com/2009/05/wednesday-roundup-its-worse-than-you-think/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 11:28:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trey Garrison</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Creepy Guys in the Park]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Liberty]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[State Security]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[

 I&#8217;ve been warning you people, and you keep saying I&#8217;m crazy. I&#8217;m talking the coming zombie holocaust. And this is how it begins. Do they really think it won&#8217;t spread? Haven&#8217;t they studied the Romero documentaries? (Oh, and thank you, Mr. Obama, for sending bailout money to the zombie hordes.)


When asked if (NTTA) sees [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Monday Roundup: Do They Have Jokes in Your Country?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2009 11:01:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trey Garrison</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[City Owned Boondoggle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[D Magazine]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Novelty Cake Toppers]]></category>
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&#8220;If they ban smoking what&#8217;s next? Fatty foods?&#8221;
&#8220;Oh, don&#8217;t be ridiculous. That&#8217;s a stupid slippery slope argument.&#8221;
 Guess what.


A grandma in pajamas. With a gun. In a convenience store. Demanding cigarettes. Then, weirdness ensues.


I&#8217;m not seeing a problem. Not. At. All.


&#8220;And they are shrewd enough to        hide behind [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Thursday Roundup: You&#8217;re Soaking In It</title>
		<link>http://www.treygarrison.com/2009/05/thursday-roundup-youre-soaking-in-it/</link>
		<comments>http://www.treygarrison.com/2009/05/thursday-roundup-youre-soaking-in-it/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 11:06:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trey Garrison</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[City Owned Boondoggle]]></category>
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City council candidate John Jay Myers has the quote of the (yester)day regarding the latest foot-stamping, holding my breath ad from the astroturfers at RIP Dallas: &#8220;We want! we want! we want!&#8221; They sound like spoiled children.  Go out and do, and stop trying to force me to buy you a hotel.&#8221; As Wick [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>Monday Roundup: Out, Out Damn Spot!</title>
		<link>http://www.treygarrison.com/2009/05/monday-roundup-out-out-damn-spot/</link>
		<comments>http://www.treygarrison.com/2009/05/monday-roundup-out-out-damn-spot/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2009 13:50:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trey Garrison</dc:creator>
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I&#8217;m glad they got a voice of reason into this look at how the Lege is stomping all over both parental and teenager rights. Because who cares more about a kid &#8212; a mere parent, or some semi-pro political tool? (And what a surprise to find State Sen. John Carona&#8217;s fat fingerprints all over the [...]]]></description>
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